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Injustice 2; every boast defines you

So DC/Warner and Netherealm (Mortal Kombat) have released a sequel to the Injustice: Gods Among Us video game. Like the first game, the fighters have a chat with each other before the fight. During the fight, they'll taunt each other during a betting mechanic called the Clash. 

I was thinking about the Darfur 3 superhumans and what they would say if they were forced to tussle with the likes of Superman, Atrocitus, Green Lantern, and Captain Cold. Killer Frost and Raven are not in this game, sorry.


Batman: Clyde Irons

Clyde: You've heard of me?

Batman: There's a cell in Arkham with your name on it.

Clyde: That cardboard prison couldn't hold a cripple.


 

Batman: I can't excuse the deaths.

Chucky: But they were tasty!

Batman: That's not the point!

Poison Ivy: Kiss me, lover.

Jamir: My American friends would accept your proposal, but not me.


 

Harley Quinn: You're crampin my style!

Soad: You have style?

Harley Quinn: I can't work with this!

Catwoman: Little optimistic, Soad.

Soad: I have 33 different powers and you have a whip

Catwoman: Let me give you a dose of reality.

Soad: That cat suit must be on too tight.


Jamir: You really think you can beat us?

Brainiac: I have every advantage.

Jamir: You did, until I showed up.

 

Blue Beetle: Thought you were a good guy, Mr. Irons.

Clyde: I'm a quote/unquote complex character.

Blue Beetle: I am hopelessly confused. 


Brainiac: You are beauty at its most sensuous.

Soad: And you are the ugliest thing in 40 light years.

Brainiac: Your defeat will be painful.

Power Girl: How many friggen Earths are there?

Clyde: About thirty thousand, including mine.

Power Girl: Let's send you back to yours!

Clyde: Wait; I need to validate my parking first.


Soad: You're weaker than I thought.

Supergirl: As if! 


Jamir: I came to this Earth to copy your weapons and abilities.

Darkseid: And why should that worry me?

Jamir: I found your weaknesses. And you have many...


Power Girl: Is it hot in here, or just me?

Chucky: Are you asking me out or for a weather report?

Power Girl: I don't even know where to start.


Supergirl: You fight like a noob!

Soad: I outrank you!


Darkseid: You cannot deny Darkseid.

Clyde: Been doing it all day.